Deploying the first Cloudflare workers in front of api.cloudflare.com and www.cloudflare.com

On the Cloudflare API team, we were responsible for api.cloudflare.com as well as www.cloudflare.com. Here's how we wrote the first Cloudflare Workers to gracefully deprecate TLS 1.0 and set them in front of both properties, without any downtime.

And no, if you're paying attention, my name is not Zack Prosner, it's Zack Proser :)